Hello there. Do you like action movies? Do you like films
where guys swear, sweat and fire round after round of bullets from guns that
shouldn’t really hold that many bullets?
Do you like seeing actors who made great action films in the
1980s grunt and hit people in the face?
Do you love a film where people have knifes kicked into
their chest?
Do you adore films where the plot takes a back seat to
banner and things exploding?
Come to thing of it, do you like films where guys blow up
things for no reason whatsoever but just because the film have a budget for
burning things?
Do you like films with macguffins, where guys yell at each
other about where the macguffins is and how much time there is until the macguffins
explodes?
Do you like jokes made about much better action films from
the 1980s and 90s?
Finally do you enjoy films where people are hit with a
single bullet but their bodies erupt with a firework of blood that makes it
look like Monty Python had a hand in the making of the film?
